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Date: 2022-04-01 05:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thepunshow
Okay so I was at the gym this morning like usual
And this real sleazy guy comes in. I dunno if you work out but they all kinda look the same
Carrying a whole duffel bag of stuff when they don't even need it, big stupid headphones, kinda shaped like a triangle because they think leg day is for morons
Anyway he's got his pick of the place but he decides to set up shop right next to me. Which would be totally fine!!
But then he tries flirting. A lot. Even after I told him to knock it off and also almost bent the rowing machine handles in half


So yeah. That's the guy I'm dealing with

Date: 2022-04-01 05:38 am (UTC)
thepunshow: (no more cryin')
From: [personal profile] thepunshow
[ that reply is unexpected and also extremely cathartic. saber gets it. thank the brothers. ]

See I really really want to
Nearly did
But I'd like to give him one last chance to realize I'm serious when I say I will personally kick him into lake if he tries another lame pick up line

Date: 2022-04-08 03:03 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thepunshow
[ yeah. yeah!!! it's what yang's been thinking this whole time, but it's nice to hear someone echo her desire to go crazy (aaaaaaa), go stupid (aaaaaaaaa). ]

True
Wait he's coming this way again
Hold on


[ there's a pause of about 15 minutes. maybe just long enough to make saber wonder if she's been ghosted. when the dots bounce again, yang's tone is much more upbeat even over text. ]

Phew okay
Handled!
Maybe kinda dislocated his nose
Okay scratch that definitely dislocated it

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